Witty Cocktail Chatter

From napkins, no less

If you enjoy alcohol, it’s usually better when you’re enjoying it in the company of friends.

Signature Napkins aims to give you companionship through pithy quotes about drinking from some all-time great writers (and drinkers).

Here are some choice quotes:

“I drink to make other people interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” — Joe E. Lewis

“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain

“I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not.” — Coco Chanel

“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” — Richard Braunstein

“The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” — Celia Rivenbark

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” — Oscar Wilde

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food.” — W.C. Fields

“The problem with some people is when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.” — William Butler Yeats

“My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” — Ernest Hemingway

“I like to have a martini. Two I’ll have at the most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under the host.” — Dorothy Parker

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin

Pick up a pack of these cocktail napkins for your home bar and impress your next set of guests. Or yourself.