If you enjoy alcohol, it’s usually better when you’re enjoying it in the company of friends.

Signature Napkins aims to give you companionship through pithy quotes about drinking from some all-time great writers (and drinkers).

Here are some choice quotes:

“I drink to make other people interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” — Rodney Dangerfield

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” — Joe E. Lewis

“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain

“I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not.” — Coco Chanel

“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” — Richard Braunstein

“The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart

“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” — Celia Rivenbark

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” — Oscar Wilde

“I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food.” — W.C. Fields

“The problem with some people is when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.” — William Butler Yeats

“My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” — Ernest Hemingway

“I like to have a martini. Two I’ll have at the most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under the host.” — Dorothy Parker

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin

Pick up a pack of these cocktail napkins for your home bar and impress your next set of guests. Or yourself.