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Historic Medical Terms

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Scott Monty
Mar 5, 2022
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This is an entry in the Saturday series of Timeless & Timely called “Off the Clock.” A newsletter for word nerds. Make sure you don’t miss a single issue.

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The Travelling Quack (detail), by Tom Merry, 1889 (Wellcome Collection - CC BY 4.0)
 

“All pain is one malady with many names.” —Antiphanes, c. 400 BC

 

Given the CDC has eased mask guidelines (because evidently at 1,500 deaths a day, it’s no longer a concern), I thought it was an appropriate time to look at words associated with disease.

The reality is that at some point, we need to look beyond pandemic and begin treating this as endemic — that is, simply a persistent, if uncomfortable, natural occurrence.

And that’s exactly what some diseases were to our ancestors. Afflictions, maladies, and conditions were a part of existence, and over time, they developed remedies to counter them.

Simultaneously, they also viewed more serious diseases as supernatural in origin. Spells, curses, demonic possession, an offended god or some other malevolent force entered the victim’s body and sometimes his soul. And in such cases, the “cure” was sometimes worse than the disease.

Aelius Galenus (129–216 A.D.), otherwise known as Galen, is widely considered the father of modern medicine. He was both a physician and philosopher, and he his study of the Antonine Plague gives us the first detailed view of a pandemic.

Obviously, medicine evolved over the ensuing 1,500 years (although not by much, in some cases) and there were other pandemics, including the Black Death (1346–1353) and the Great Plague of London (1665–1666), which killed a quarter of London’s population in 18 months.

Against that backdrop and keeping in mind that you’re here on Saturdays to satisfy your curiosity about words, here’s a look at some obscure medical terms of the time related to the cause of death, from London in 1632.

And if you can make it through the entire list, I’ve got a surprise for you at the end.


Causes of death in London, 1632 (Reddit - r/Damnthatsinteresting)

Ague

Feverish illness, often malaria

Apoplex

Stroke

Bloody flux

Dysentery or bloody diarrhea

Childbed

Death after giving birth

Chrisomes

Death of unbaptized infant

Colick

Severe abdominal pain

Consumption

Tuberculosis

Cut of the stone

Death from surgery to cut out bladder or kidney stones

Dropsie and swelling

Edema (swelling of a body part)

Falling sickness

Epilepsy or seizures

French pox

Syphilis

Impostume

Abscess

Jawfain

Lockjaw or tetanus

King’s Evil

Scrofula (it was said a king’s touch would cure it.)

Made away themselves

Suicide

Meagrom

Migraine

Over-laid

Death of infant due to unintentionally smothering

Palsie

Paralysis

Piles

Hemorrhoids

Planet

Sudden illness that was thought to occur due to the movement of planets

Pleurisie

Swollen, inflamed lungs

Purples

Bruising

Quinsie

Tonsillitis

Rising of the lights

Lungs were often referred to as “lights” since they were organs that were lightweight. “Rising” may have referred to the rising of the chest during a coughing fit.

Spotted feaver

Typhus or meningitis

Starved at nurse

Insufficient breast milk

Suddenly

An unknown, sudden death

Surfet

Overeating or vomiting from overeating.

Teeth

Dental infection

Thrush

Yeast infection

Tissick

Coughing due to tuberculosis

Tympany

Bloated abdomen


For a handful of these conditions, it should be easy to infer their meanings, even without the description. For example, purples are what we would commonly call a “black and blue.” And starved at nurse is fairly understandable as well. Suddenly seems both obvious and vague at the same time.

Some of these terms are still partially in use. Bell’s palsy and cerebral palsy indicate a type of paralysis; thrush and colic are still used with respect to infants.

You can see how much the English thought of the French, as they named an STD after them.

And now, that treat I mentioned above. It involves the Grandpa Simpson babysitting for Maggie, in which, flummoxed over her gestures, he refers to a Guide to Infantile Distress by Doc Washburn’s Asbestos Pills:

Stay healthy out there.

 

Thanks, and I’ll see you on the internet.

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Bob Beverley
Writes The Sharp Club
Mar 5, 2022

Thanks for your unique work

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