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Carolyn K's avatar

Ah, this is so painful and so good! It reminds me a little bit of a Weird Al Yankovic song (I bet you weren't expecting me to say THAT!) called "Mission Statement" -- it's a Crosby Stills Nash & Young pastiche composed entirely of corporate buzzwords and phrases.

Scott Monty's avatar

Music to my ears! Love that song (and even better — it’s companion “Word Crimes” from the same album). I’ve seen My Close Personal Friend Al in concert five times.

Carolyn K's avatar

Yes, I love "Word Crimes" too! I've only seen Al in concert once, but it was awesome!

Margot Lester's avatar

this hurt so good

Chris Voss's avatar

HELLARIOUS!!!!!

Scott Monty's avatar

Accent on “hell.”

Admired Leadership's avatar

A well made point, Scott.

Almost couldn't wait for you to make it stop! :)