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âAs great minds have the faculty of saying a great deal in a few words, so lesser minds have a talent of talking much, and saying nothing.â
â Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Hello, fellow word nerd.
Well, itâs that time of the year once again. The glorious season of the release of the Banished Words List.
This annual tradition, started by a fellow Baker Street Irregular and kinsprit Bill Rabe at Lake Superior State University, is now marking its Golden Anniversary â thatâs right, the list has been around for 50 years.
If youâd like some history of this list and Billâs creative brain, we have an exclusive interview with his son John:
Meanwhile, for the rest of us who want to know which of our friends require needling, hereâs the 2026 version of the annual List of Words Banished from the Queenâs English for Mis-Use, Over-Use, and General Uselessness, and this time, instead of editorsâ commentary, we are treated to the commentary of those who wrote in to recommend each entry.
Be forewarned: this is a wide-ranging group of words and phrases, spanning from the mouths of babes (Gen Alpha) to dyed-in-the-wool corporate types. You may find yourself wincing at the very sight (or sound) of some of them.
And as usual, at the conclusion, Iâll make an attempt to use all of these in a sentence or two â although to be transparent, some of these will be a challenge.
6-7 (six seven)
âThere are six or seven reasons why this phrase needs to be stopped,â says Paul E. from WI. The volume of submissions for this one could have taken up the whole list, at least slots 6-7. The top banishment this year, Scott T. from UT adds, âitâs time for â6-7â to be 86âed.â
Demure
âItâs very said more than very done, and weâre all very done hearing it!â remarks Tammy S. Often used in the phrase âvery demure, very mindful,â Madison C. shares that the overuse âwaters down the real meaning.â
Cooked
âHearing itâŚmy brain feels âcooked,ââ groans Zac A. from VA. Parents and guardians led the charge on this one, with some feeling this isnât enough. James C. from WA suggests a ban of âall forms of the word cook,â hoping that hearing them will become rare.
Massive
âWay overused! (often incorrectly),â exclaim Don and Gail K. from MN. This wordâs massive overuse has secured its place on this yearâs list.
Incentivize
In the longstanding effort to turn nouns into verbs, this is another culprit. Two separate submissions likened hearing this word to ânails on a chalkboard.â Patricia from TX asks, âWhatâs wrong with motivate?â
Full stop
âFor the same reason âperiodâ was banishedâŚredundant punctuation,â explains Marybeth A. from OR.
Perfect
âThere are very few instances when the word actually applies,â notes Jo H. from CA. Often heard during customer service interactions, Char S. from OH wonders: âHow do they know itâs perfectâŚwhat does that mean?â
Gift/gifted (as a verb)
âI found this on the 1994 list, but it will make me feel better to recommend that it be included once again,â reveals James S. from OK. Another case of a noun being used as a verb.
My Bad
In the 1998 banishment, Elizabeth P. from MI suggested, âstudents and adults sound infantile when using this to apologize.â The phrase hasnât matured in credibility since then. Andrea R. from OH shared, âIt does not convey much meaning in the way of an apology.â
Reach Out
First banished in 1994, this saying has strayed from the positive message it once intended to deliver. âWhat started as a phrase with emotional support overtones has now become absurdly overused,â asserts Kevin B. from the United Kingdom.
You can find the original announcement from LSSU here.
This year, LSSU reached out and gifted us with the perfect list, full stop: 6-7 is cooked, which is massive. Now I just need to incentivize my 12-year-old, whoâs all demure. Looking at these sentences, all I can say is, âmy bad, my bad.â
Thereâs so much to learn,








Fascinating how "reach out" went from genuine emotional support to corporate spam in under 30 years. The semantic bleaching here is textbook but watching it happen in real time feels different. I've noticedmy own kids using "cooked" for literally everything from tired to overwhelmed, and it's already lost any specific meaning. The real question is whether banishing these actually changes usage or just documents linguistic decay already in progress.